JetBlue Flight Lands Without Incident, World Continues to Spin

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In a bold move that surprised absolutely no one, JetBlue flight B6588 completed its scheduled trip from Los Angeles to Boston on Thursday, precisely as planned.

The aircraft, an Airbus A321-231, departed from Los Angeles International Airport at 6:30 a.m., and touched down at Boston Logan International Airport at 2:21 p.m. While the flight departed slightly past the scheduled departure time, the flight was otherwise uneventful.

Eyewitnesses report that the aircraft performed the unprecedented act of doing its job flawlessly for nearly five consecutive hours. Passengers described the flight as “comfortable,” “uneventful”, and “refreshingly ordinary.” No statements of excitement, panic, or viral-worthy drama were reported during the journey.

According to sources, the aircraft touched down safely and taxied to the gate in an orderly fashion, completing what aviation insiders are already calling “a textbook example of standard procedure.” Experts say this continues an ongoing industry trend known as commercial aviation functioning exactly as designed.

As of the time of this writing, all passengers were believed to have retrieved their luggage, exited the airport, and continued with their lives. Routine Flight News will continue to monitor B6588’s future journeys for any deviations from its impeccable record of nothingness.